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Sep 20

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

Sep 20

jaimielannister:

when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p 

Sep 20

thegirlieshow:

you know you’re in the right major in college when you only have to take one semester of math

Sep 20
simsgonewrong:

At first I thought there was someone in a stork costume, but then on closer inspection…

simsgonewrong:

At first I thought there was someone in a stork costume, but then on closer inspection…

Sep 20
believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

Sep 20

nprfreshair:

politicsprose:

How Long Does It Take to Read Popular Books?

Going by the average reading rate of most adults (300 words per minute), Personal Creations mocked up this infographic to put some of literature’s most popular works into perspective.

Via Electric Lit.

Not sure if this is more encouraging or daunting, but it’s definitely interesting!

Sep 20
neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

neptunain:

IT HAPPENED

Sep 20
Sep 20
pulpdrinker:


i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

Sep 20

hey-sass-butt:

mamalaz:

Harry Potter bloopers 

(Dumbledore’s obviously been visiting Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes)

EVEN BETTER IS THAT THEY DID IT BECAUSE DAN HAD ASKED TO BE PUT NEXT TO THIS ONE GIRL HE HAD A CRUSH ON AND EVERYONE KNEW IT AND THEY WANTED TO EMBARRASS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM IN FRINT OF HER